Lessons in Logic ...

If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... So why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others, Then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals. They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.

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The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow What you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. Why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........

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