Enjoy.........

1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your
own sister"

2. Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone ? Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle)))

3. Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..

4. Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut. Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once”

5. What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts with . . . . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"

6. Ek aadmi ka ye sun kar heart fail ho gaya jab uski kaam waali bai ne kaha Saahab "Orkut pe muje b add kar lo"

7. Dada(Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa.
Pota(Grand Son): Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun
2nd Pota (Second grand son): Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ.... ... .. .. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao.

8. World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any wool? .. .. ... .. .
sheep: NO, get lost.

9. Police: Oye, carparking ki jagah bike kyu park ki hai ?
Santa: just smiled and said "sirf do pahiyon ka farak hai UNCLE, aa jayenge

10. Santa london k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhool gaya
Waiter: What would you like to have sir ?
Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother.

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