NEVER UP, NEVER IN

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and
took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife feeling bad about what
happened decided to buy her husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer
she went to the pro shop where he usually played golf. She talked with the
pro and he suggested a putter and he showed her one of his finest. "How much
is it?" she asked. "One hundred and fifty dollars," he replied. She felt
that was kind of expensive and told him so. "But it comes with an
inscription," he said. "What kind of inscription?" she asked. "Whatever you
wish," he explained, "but one of the old golfers favorites is, NEVER UP,
NEVER IN.'" "OH, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife. "That's what
started the argument in the first place!"

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