Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers, continue reading....
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story: Women think they're so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

4 comments:

  1. mens act too smart but actually they are not so

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  2. ha ha ha ha..
    thank you dost.. for your commnet..
    i can guess sure this is female visitor's commnet..

    this is just joke..
    dont take it seriously..

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  3. One thing I can say is not a single female readers stopped reading there which also says that us women never listen to u XD

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  4. Thank you Do_TakeCare for your comment,
    Ya that's very true.
    I know every women read till end.
    Men and Women are two side of coin. They are very different but they are nothing without eachother.
    Keep Reading..
    Keep Visiting..

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