Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!!
Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..today those places are
known as IIT's!!!!!!
Government of India pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India !!!!!!!
Definition of solar eclipse:
When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This
greatest phenomena is called solar eclipse.........!!!!!
Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent
of his knowledge with the world...... Thus....................... The google was born!!!!
Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..?????
British would have fought for independence....
Best rajani joke!!!!!!
Even ghajini remembers rajani!!!!
An email was sent from mysore to bangalore
Rajanikanth stopped it at mandya ....
Why do earthquake occurs?????
Because at that time Rajanikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!!
Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....!
Since then that day is known as..............................
Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The pyramids in Egypt are actually........................................... Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!!
Breaking news:
ISRO does not exists anymore.....!!
Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner?????
....................... To play carrom!!!!!!
Before tom cruise, rajani was approached for the movie mission impossible,
but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting..
Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in tamil. Climax revised. Both survive.
Rajnikant swims across the atlantic ocean with heroine in one hand and… titanic
in the other.
Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..today those places are
known as IIT's!!!!!!
Government of India pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India !!!!!!!
Definition of solar eclipse:
When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This
greatest phenomena is called solar eclipse.........!!!!!
Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent
of his knowledge with the world...... Thus....................... The google was born!!!!
Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..?????
British would have fought for independence....
Best rajani joke!!!!!!
Even ghajini remembers rajani!!!!
An email was sent from mysore to bangalore
Rajanikanth stopped it at mandya ....
Why do earthquake occurs?????
Because at that time Rajanikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!!
Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....!
Since then that day is known as..............................
Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The pyramids in Egypt are actually........................................... Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!!
Breaking news:
ISRO does not exists anymore.....!!
Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner?????
....................... To play carrom!!!!!!
Before tom cruise, rajani was approached for the movie mission impossible,
but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting..
Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in tamil. Climax revised. Both survive.
Rajnikant swims across the atlantic ocean with heroine in one hand and… titanic
in the other.
Very Very Bad....I don't Like It,.....
ReplyDeleteHey Dear Its just for fun.
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