Wife Tales

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The Mafia wants either your money or life...
The wives want both!
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in &
Those inside are desperate to come out.
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
With FOUR things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighbourhood.
Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
 It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
A friend recently explained why he refuses to get married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes,
She sees the person she love the most;
And when a man does that...
The slide show begins.
It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
but just one woman to make a Happy Home ---
A good maid!
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
But my wife is the queen of them.

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