"I'd like to be 10 again!" Sophia replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of Sophia's birthday, Jack arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to a theme park. What a day!
Jack put Sophia on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was!
5 hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Sophia's head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Jack then took Sophia to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and Sophia's favourite sweets, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally Sophia wobbled home with Jack and collapsed into bed exhausted.
Jack leaned over Sophia with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being 10 again?"
Sophia's eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed, "I meant my dress size, you idiot!!"