Qualities you learn from Marriage

While celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary, John and Laila were hosting a huge party when someone asked him for the recipe for their enduring marriage.

Come on, John, spill the beans! Please reveal the truth! How does 40 years of happiness with Laila happen?

"Well, folks, marriage is a crash course in life," John remarks with a laugh. It teaches you self-control, humility, patience, loyalty, and, of course, forgiveness. It's like going on a crazy rollercoaster."

"...Plus a whole bunch of skills you never knew you needed if you had just stuck to being a solo superhero."

The Sky and the Cap: A Perspective Lesson

A teacher used the vast expanse of the sky as evidence in a small geography class to express his belief that there is no God.

"Take a good look at the sky," the teacher says.
Students: "We are looking, sir."

"Okay, what do you see?" says the teacher.
"Clouds!" exclaim the students.

"Did you see God?" asks the teacher.
"No..." students say.

"Which means there is no God," says the teacher.

When the teacher returned to the classroom, she opened the floor to questions.

"I have a question, sir."

"Yes, go ahead," says the teacher.

"Sir, can you please remove your cap?" says the class monitor.
"Of course, yes." says the teacher.

"Take a close look at his head and tell me what you see."
They say: "We can see his hair, skin, and so on."

"Did you see his brain?" asks the class monitor.
Students say, "No."

"Which means our teacher has no brain," says the class monitor.

The unexpected turn of events shocked the teacher, and he fainted, teaching the students about perspective and humility.