100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman

1. Working / Earning not mandatory.

2. they never have to buy their own drinks at the bar.

3. they don't have to bother on mobile bills.

4. they get out of speeding tickets by crying.

5. they don't have to stand on the queue to get tickets.

6. they can sleep our way to the top of the class.

7. they don't have to worry about the purse when they shop with men.

8. they can marry rich and then not have to work.

9. they never have to pay when they go out on dates.

10. Men take them on all expense paid trips

11. they always get place to sit when using public transport.

12. Easy to get a ride.

13. Men hold the door open for them.

14. Jetheyls looks good on them.

15. they lie better.

16. they're better manipulators.

17. they always end up sleeping in the bed when they fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.

18. they always have food in the fridge.

19. they don't worry about losing our hair.

20. they always get to choose the movie.

21. they don't have to mow the lawn.

22. they don't have to take out the garbage.

23. they don't have to paint the house or walls.

24. If they need to our boyfriends just a missed call is enough.

25. they can easily show our disappointments or disapprovals.

26. they can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.

27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold.

28. Even strangers shows care if they are in trouble. Men have to manage themselves.

29. Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first time you can walk all over em forever.

30. they can cry in public. Men cant.

31. they don't feel shy to cry.

32. they don have worry if they lose the fight.

33. Stheyat is sexy on them.

34. they never run out of excuses.

35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but they could be having it that often.

36. they can borrow clothes or accessories from our friends.

37. they get expensive jetheylry as gifts that they NEVER have to give back.

38. they get candy, flotheyrs and jetheylry all the time because men screw up so often.

39. they can give "the look" that will make any man want to cotheyr in the corner.

40. Women are cleaner.

41. they know how to make up stories.

42. they're better arguers.

43. they don't always have to think with our genitals.

44. they don't have to worry if they are plump. Men still like them.

45. they're better parents.

46. they never have to sit home alone on a theyekend night.

47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing, and able men.

48. they're flexible.

49. When women get upset, they don't destroy property or hurt people - they just take it out on the world in general because they can.

50. Easy to make friendships.

51. Much easy to get a date.

52. Men have to be in uniform.

53. they can do makeup anywhere

54. If they do heavy purchase they don't have to carry those things. Men are there.

55. It generally takes them less to get drunk.

56. they have a higher tolerance to pain.

57. they often get to cut in line (Queue).

58. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T.

59. Better tips.

60. Women who don't theyar undertheyar are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, it's rather disgusting

61. they have mastered civilized eating - they don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public.

62. Women can go a day without shotheyring or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank heaven for long pants and perfume!

63. they can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime they want.

64. they don't have excessive amounts of body hair.

65. they don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet.

66. they don't bother if our IQ level is less. Just a smile is enough.

67. they are always smart.

68. they can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.

69. they don't have to lie to boast ourselves better.

70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us.

71. Women stheyat less.

72. Women smell better.

73. When women make their boyfriends mad, they don't have to waste money on flotheyrs or cards

74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats.

75. they don get charged if they tease men in public.

76. they can be late to the office.

77. they don't get embarrassed when buying tampons.

78. they're better gossips.

79. they have better fashion sense.

80. they're better shoppers.

81. they don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.

82. Our friends don't pick on them if they aren't sleeping with anyone.

83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)

84. they're all sitting on a gold mine - they know it and use it to our extreme advantage.

85. they don't have to drive when on a date.

86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ugly.

87. they can search for hours together in a shop not necessary to buy.

88. Don't have to maintain great physique.

89. Women look better naked

90. they know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing.

91. When women are short, they're petite. When men are short, they're just short.

92. Women do less time for violent crimes.

93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up.

94. There are many hands to lift them when they slip to ground. Poor men they have to get up on their own.

95. And they don't have to feel shy about falling down.

96. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"

97. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.

98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.

99. Women are sexier.

100. they can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY they want it.........!

1 comment:

  1. Quote of the DAY :
    " There are many hands to lift them when they slip to ground. Poor men they have to get up on their own ! "

    - Excellent Analysis of Women's Nature......!!

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