Humor Vacation

"Laughter is an instant vacation"
--Merlin Berke

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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just theright person in this case.

You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

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Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I still got mine with me!

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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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