Interview

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have. E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

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Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No. E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful. E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why? E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

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Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes. E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation? E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

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Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes. E: Is she pretty?
C: yes E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes. E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.
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Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes. E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper lah!)

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Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes. E: Is he rich?
C: No. E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.

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Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes. E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company. E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... There is no position in his company. E: Then,..... What is your qualification?
C: Secretary! E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect your managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all. E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

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