Types of Farts

Types of Farts! Eeww digusting

ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.

*********
ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.

*********
TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.

*********
JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.

*********
DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it.

*********
GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

*********
HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

*********
SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.

*********
TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.

*********
OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.

*********
ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.

*********
NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"

No comments:

Post a Comment

Quote of the Day

Countries Visited this blog

Interesting story, amazing story, funny story, moral story, short story, nice story, Interesting story, amazing story, funny story, moral story, short story, nice story, interesting short stories,interesting true stories, inspirational stories ,interesting facts short stories, love stories, jokes,hindi story, hindi joke, hindi funny story,hindi

Thanks for your Visit

Welcome to my Blog.
    I am sure you'll find lots of entertainment on my blog. Please leave your valuable footprints as a comment. Your comment on my blog post will encourage me to serve such great stuff in future also.

Thanks & Regards,
KiranKumar Roy
kk.bece@gmail.com