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Bathroom graffiti

Bathroom graffiti # 1
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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Bathroom graffiti # 2
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Here I sit
What a caper
I have to shit
But I'm out of paper

Bathroom graffiti # 3
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Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Bathroom graffiti # 4
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You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Bathroom graffiti # 5
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I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

Bathroom graffiti # 6
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Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

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