Can Men Win ?

If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy !
If you work too hard, there is never any time for us !
If you don't work enough, you are a good-for-nothing bum !

If we have a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation !
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better !

If you get a promotion ahead of us, that is favoritism !
If we get a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity !

If you mention how nice we look, it's sexual harassment !
If you keep quiet, it is male indifference !

If you cry, you are a wimp !
If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard !

If you slap us, it's wife bashing !
If we slap you, it's self defense !

If you make a decision without consulting us, you are a chauvinist !
If we make a decision without consulting you, we are liberated women !

If you ask us to do something we don't enjoy, that's domination !
If we ask you, it's a favor !

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a sex-pervert !
If you don't, you are a homosexual !

If you like us to shave our legs and keep in shape, you are sexist !
If you don't, you are un-romantic !

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain !
If you don't, you are a slob !

If you buy us flowers, you are after something !
If you don't, you are not thoughtful !

If you are proud of your achievements, you are up on yourself !
If you don't, you are not ambitious !

If we have a headache, we are tired !
If you have a headache, you don't love us anymore !

If you want sex with us too often, you are oversexed !
If you don't, there must be someone else !

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