Quote of the Day

Funny but True

1 stone is enough to break a glass.
1sentence is enough to break a heart.
1sec is enough to fall in love.

But y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam...???
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A boy's eye is Faster than Google in searching a Beautiful girl in crowd...
....
But
...
A boy's heart is slower than
Governments bus while Proposing a Girl whom he truly Loves.
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 "COLLEGE n SCHOOL are d nickname of HEAVEN"
Hmmm.....
Dats y it is said dat
"COUPLS r made in HEAVEN.
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 My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said:
“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot” I still don’t get why I got rusticated.
I only asked him, “Which End Sir?”
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Father to son: why don't u just go and study?
Son: what for?
Father: U'll get good marks...
Son: then?
Father: U'll get good job.
......Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, new car.
Son: so what after that?
Father: after that U'll relax.
Son: so what do u think I m doing right now???
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 Announcement in University:
"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"
Another announcement after 20 minutes:
"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"
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Ugly Truth:
In Bed,It's 6AM,

You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins......& it's 7:45

But in Office,

It's 9:30am You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...& It's Still 9:31

6 comments:

  1. Like the ruler joke the most!! Haha..!

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  2. i like university announcement :-) so cool

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  3. It is really interesting......................

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