WHAT WOMAN SAY & WHAT IT MEANS

CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

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I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
.... Without you in it.

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DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.

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NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
.... You cheap slob!

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I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

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I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.

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COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.

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I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.

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OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
.... Just not in that way.

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YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.

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WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.

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I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

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OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

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OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

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I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.

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