Awesome 'S/W' Quotes..

UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.
-Dennis Ritchie

Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.
-Ralph Johnson

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
-Fred Brooks

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it;It's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
-Steve McConnell

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure,and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell

If debugging is the process of removing bugs,Then programming must be the process of putting them in..
-Edsger Dijkstra

You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic;You cannot have both at the same time.
–Bertrand Meyer

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.
-Alan J. Perlis

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
-Bill Gates

The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time.
The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.
-Tom Cargill

Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs.The Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots.So far the Universe is winning.
-Anonymous

Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work.Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works.
Programmers combine Theory and Practice:Nothing works and they don't know why.

The Six Phases of a Project:
• Enthusiasm
• Disillusionment
• Panic
• Search for the Guilty
• Punishment of the Innocent
• Praise for non-participants