The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. – Author Unknown
I wish life had an Undo function. – Author Unknown
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. – Jeff Pesis
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. - Clifford Stoll
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data.
Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes. –Dave Barry
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim. – Edsger W. Dijkstra
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry. – Author Unknown
Rebooting is a wonder drug – it fixes almost everything. – Garrett Hazel,
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. – Pablo Picasso
In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. – Author Unknown
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination. Author Unknown
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done. – Andy Rooney
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn’t get bigger or heavier.
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