[1] TAMILS
Tamils are always proud to be Tamizhs ; Pretty courteous (that is what they think, at least!).
They speak yenglish but sorry, no indi (Hindi).
[2] MADRASI
The more common Madarasi (chennaisi,now) is an ardent fan of kireeket matches wharever he may be.
Their counterparts in Mumbay think they live in America, but speak Hinglish like, 'are you sure ki Sujata aa rahi hai ya I'll go akela!'
And they take great pride in making stupid mistakes in Hindi Grammar. The BEST hypocrites in the world. Kyaa...?!
[3] KERALA
Thamizhs, are verry lecky to have 'simble' neighbours like the keralites who are a komblex race of peoblle (they migrated around 2000 B.C. from the middle east, I guess; and now even the Sheikhs feel wary of them), but they have excellent GK , eat a lot of chooclyte and own 99.998765% of tyre shops in the world and form 99% of nursing community.
[4] TELUGU DESAM
Not far behind the kerals is the telugu desam, who are totally againeshtu flaunting their wealthu to the worldu, though they occasionally come out withu brick red shirtsu and parrot green pantsu with pleetsu. Worstu, no?! But they (think) are greatu in CICSu,Microsu and COBOLu! Generally sane peoplesu (and so you can always find them judgingu, probhingu, queschioningu othersu ...)
[5] KARNATAKA
The Canadians, excuse me, the Kannadigas aor (are) the coolest in the south but if there is political unrest in Hersogovnia oare (or) an ebolavirus outbreak in Zaire, they bash up the Tamils in Karnataka. Cauvery very bad! When it comes to Rajkumar (actor), if a fly sits on his nose,they'll burn the entire city of bengaluru to kill the fly! To hell with Silicon valley! I-ron firshtu, girlu, Lasht Bussu, roadu, crickeatu, filamu are some of their favourites.
[6] MAHARSHTRIANS
Maharashtrians are a conservative, confused, complex lot-kar. -Kar, that is because gavaskar, tendulkar, bahulkar.. confused?? that is because sitting in southern part of India they would ask the other person 'are you from Maharashtra or from South India..?' and genuinely wonder why the other person takes some time to answer the question. They like the principles of pheejix and their favourite character in the alphabet is Zay (god knows where that came from). Although soft, peace loving people.
[7] GUJARATIS
And right there next to the Maharashtrians are the Gujjubhais. They like to keep kesh in the benk and their favourite pastime is eating snakes(like paav bhaji, masala papad and pijja) at the local snake bar. They gobble down alak sev like their life depends on it and believe in the brotherhood of man and sisterhood of woman(everybody is a bhai or a ben).
[8] UDISSA (ORISA)
If you go further eesht, you land of Udissa- the land of irrron (r is stressed) where Sombalpuroa and Bhubaneshbara are big towns. The people are bery cordial and if you are Vikram they bill soorly ask you B or Bhe. They do not sout, sam or soot but occasnally bawsh their phace at the wasbashin. James Bond Mohanty in our colleze roll nomber jero, jero, sebhen. AAnd his brother was Asees (Ashish).
[9] BENGALEES
Bengalees are bery bery similor, but or(are) bery proud oph Subas Chondro Boash and Shoatyojit Roy (I used to know a director by name Satyajit Ray who was also pretty good) and everybody is Xda. I used to have a friend by name Dada. Wonder... never mind. Bot I most conphess, Roshgollas are bery goooood, tho!
[10] BIHARIS
Bihari kids are supposed to be the smartest kids in India (if not in the universe!). How we wish they grow up the same way,...but... And Biharees are bery phond of Laloo, Rabdi, Ranchi, Chaara. ka isse bhadiya tumre pass kooch hai, kaa?! spit spit... spit paan..
[11] UTTAR PRADESHIS AND MADHYA PRADESHIS
UPites and MPites are busy going to ischool with their Ishstainless ishsteel tiffin boxes and istudying metals to make lots of ishteel.
[12] PUNJABIS
Punjabis are very sweet and aggressive and offer Rotti Whotti Khayega, to which I once replied No. He said Tage itu, yaar! By Godu! Surjeetu,what happenedu, oi?!.
Then of course,everybodys a paappe or a kaakke.Thats P'njab for you.
[13] KASHMIR
And Kashmir (called Cashmir by many, may be because of the amount of cash spent to keep it in India)?!?
I know Roja (or Roza?)was shot (I mean filmed) somewhere nearby...
[14] INTERNATIONAL INDIANS
But at the end of the day, wherever you are in the world, whether it is in Sunnyvale, CA; Birmingham, UK; Ummar Quwain, UAE or Serangoon Road, Singapore, ask them who they are and you'll get just one answer - 'INDIAN'.
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