We all know how Cinderella wanted to go to the ball but her wicked
stepmother wouldn't let her and then the fairy godmother pops up and
gives Cinderella some good news: The fairy godmother tells Cinderella
that she will provide for her everything she needs to go to the ball,
but only on 2 conditions. Cinderella asks what she needs to do and the
fairy godmother replies, "First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella's mouth drops open and says, "You must be crazy! I'm on the
pill, and I don't need to wear a diaphragm." The fairy godmother
reminds Cinderella about all the handsome princes that will be attending
the ball that night, and Cinderella agrees to wear a diaphragm. "Well,
what's the second condition?" Cinderella asked. The fairy godmother
replies, "You must be back home by 2:00 AM. Well, Cinderella explains
that if she's gonna go party with the princes, she wants to be out all
night long. The fairy godmother tells Cinderella that if she's not home
by 2AM, then her diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin and reminds her
that at least she'll be with the princes most of the evening, so
Cinderella agrees to be home at 2AM...
At 2AM, Cinderella doesn't show up...3AM, no Cinderella...4AM, no
Cinderella...finally, at 5AM, Cinderella shows up at the door with a
huge grin on her face.
The fairy godmother stands up and looks at Cinderella and says, "Where
the hell have you been? Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a
pumpkin 3 hours ago!!!" Cinderella tells the fairy godmother that she
met a prince and he took care of it for her. The fairy godmother
wonders about a prince with this type of power and asks Cinderella his
name to which she replies, "I can't remember, but it was Peter Peter
something or other...."
IT4S VERY FUNNY BUT THE FECT THAT SHE DIDN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME WASA A LITTEL HARSH FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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