Laughter Dose

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ?

Circuit : Bhai....bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai....

Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?

Circuit : Bhai ...sahi bola apun NE...SMS bole to ...
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
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Ghanta : Kal Raat ko party me Maine ek ladki ko RAPE se bachaya....

Viru : Wah bhai....par kaise??

Ghanta : Self Control yaar...Self Control !!!
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Ghanta ki wife : Doctor NE muze na ek mahine ke liye aaraam karane ke liye kaha hai...aur kisi hill station pe jaane ke liye kaha hai....batao na darling hum kaha jayenge?

Ghanta : Kisi doosare doctor ke paas !!!
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Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya...

Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha
"BODY AAGAYI KYA?"

Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi...

Santa Bola "Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!"
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