Rajinikanth.....Too Funny

The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
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rajnikanth''s signature.
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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...

Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..
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Once while playing Rajnikanth said " STATUE " to a person.........

Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....
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** Breaking news **

Rajnikanth......

got shot yesterday . .

today is the bullet''s funeral...!!
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Did U ever wonder...??

Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'
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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........
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Awesum fact..,

Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!
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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
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Gmail@rajnikant.com
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USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER

USA-10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,12000 air force, 3000 ships
INDIA-*RAJNIKANTH*
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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...

That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...
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A child went2 Kashmir and startd playing by making small mountains from ice.
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
and
That child name is

RAJNIKANTH
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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
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Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!
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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
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Since then,
it is called TATA NANO.
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Rajinikanth does push-ups,
he isn’t lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.
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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???

rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...
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BREAKING NEWS.....
FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""
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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot....
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And now that ball is called...
" PLUTO "
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Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!
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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
next day ...

RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!
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once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.

We now know him as Baba Ramdev..
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Rajnikanth and a kid once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..

Today people know that kid by the name SUPERMAN.!!