Why women cry..

"A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman , " she told him.

"I don't understand , " he said. His Mom just hugged him and said , "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father ,"Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man , still wondering why women cry...

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone , he asked , "God , why do women cry so easily?"

God said,

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up , and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances , even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife , but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally , I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son , " said God , "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears , the figure that she carries , or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes , because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

EGO KILLS YOU

There was once a scientist. After a lot of practice and efforts, he developed a formula and learned the art of reproducing himself. He did it so perfectly that it was impossible to tell the reproduction from the original. One day while doing his research, he realized that the Angel of Death was searching for him. In order to remain alive he reproduced a dozen copies of himself. The reproduction was so similar that all of them looked exactly like him. Now when this Angel of Death came down, he was at a loss to know which of the thirteen before him was the original scientist, and confused, he left them all alone and returned back to heaven.

But, not for long, for being an expert in human nature, the Angel came up with a clever idea. He said to the scientist addressing all thirteen of them, "Sir, you must be a genius to have succeeded in making such perfect reproduction formula of yourself. However, I have discovered a flaw in your work, just one tiny little flaw." The scientist immediately jumped out and shouted, "Impossible! where is the flaw?" "Right here" said the Angel, as he picked up the scientist from among the reproductions and carried him off.

The whole purpose of the scientist and his formula of reproduction failed as he could not control his pride, so he lost his life. So when man's Knowledge and Skills takes him to the top of the ladder and makes him successful, however the three letter word "EGO" can pull him down to earth immediately at it's double speed.

So don't allow Ego to kill yourself,

Instead; YOU KILL EGO..!!!

Laughter Dose

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ?

Circuit : Bhai....bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai....

Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?

Circuit : Bhai ...sahi bola apun NE...SMS bole to ...
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
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Ghanta : Kal Raat ko party me Maine ek ladki ko RAPE se bachaya....

Viru : Wah bhai....par kaise??

Ghanta : Self Control yaar...Self Control !!!
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Ghanta ki wife : Doctor NE muze na ek mahine ke liye aaraam karane ke liye kaha hai...aur kisi hill station pe jaane ke liye kaha hai....batao na darling hum kaha jayenge?

Ghanta : Kisi doosare doctor ke paas !!!
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Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya...

Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha
"BODY AAGAYI KYA?"

Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi...

Santa Bola "Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!"
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Rajinikanth.....Too Funny

The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
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rajnikanth''s signature.
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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...

Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..
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Once while playing Rajnikanth said " STATUE " to a person.........

Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....
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** Breaking news **

Rajnikanth......

got shot yesterday . .

today is the bullet''s funeral...!!
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Did U ever wonder...??

Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'
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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........
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Awesum fact..,

Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!
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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
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Gmail@rajnikant.com
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USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER

USA-10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,12000 air force, 3000 ships
INDIA-*RAJNIKANTH*
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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...

That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...
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A child went2 Kashmir and startd playing by making small mountains from ice.
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
and
That child name is

RAJNIKANTH
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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
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Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!
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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
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Since then,
it is called TATA NANO.
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Rajinikanth does push-ups,
he isn’t lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.
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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???

rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...
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BREAKING NEWS.....
FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""
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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot....
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And now that ball is called...
" PLUTO "
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Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!
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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
next day ...

RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!
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once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.

We now know him as Baba Ramdev..
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Rajnikanth and a kid once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..

Today people know that kid by the name SUPERMAN.!!

What is Happiness

I am in desperate need of help -- or I'll go crazy. We're living in a single room -- my wife, my children and my in-laws. So our nerves are on edge, we yell and scream at one another. The room is a hell."

"Do you promise to do whatever I tell you?" said the Master gravely.

"I swear I shall do anything."

"Very well. How many animals do you have?"

"A cow, a goat and six chickens."

"Take them all into the room with you. Then come back after a week."

The disciple was appalled. But he had promised to obey! So he took the animals in. A week later he came back, a pitiable figure, moaning, "I'm a nervous wreck. The dirt! The stench! The noise! We're all on the verge of madness!"

"Go back," said the Master, "and put the animals out."

The man ran all the way home. And came back the following day, his eyes sparkling with joy. "How sweet life is! The animals are out. The home is a Paradise, so quiet and clean and roomy!"

The Boy and the Fence

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.

The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence... Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.

Moral of The Story
Watch your tongue. it is like a kine, always leaves a trace.

17 Rules Between Men and Women

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any given time..

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks ackbone, and is a wimp.

16. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5

MEANINGS OF FAILURE

Failure doesn't mean - "You are a failure,"
It means - You have not succeeded.
Failure doesn't mean - "You accomplished nothing,"
It means - You have learned something.
Failure doesn't mean - "You have been a fool,"

It means - You had a lot of faith.
Failure doesn't mean - "You don't have it,"
It means - You were willing to try.
Failure doesn't mean - "You are inferior,"
It means - You are not perfect.

Failure doesn't mean - "You've wasted your life,"
It means - You have a reason to start afresh.
Failure doesn't mean - "You should give up,"
It means - "You must try harder.

Failure doesn't mean - "You'll never make it,"
It means - It will take a little longer.
Failure doesn't mean - "God has abandoned you,"
It means - God has a better way for you.

UNMELTED POT OF INDIA

[1] TAMILS
Tamils are always proud to be Tamizhs ; Pretty courteous (that is what they think, at least!).
They speak yenglish but sorry, no indi (Hindi).

[2] MADRASI
The more common Madarasi (chennaisi,now) is an ardent fan of kireeket matches wharever he may be.

Their counterparts in Mumbay think they live in America, but speak Hinglish like, 'are you sure ki Sujata aa rahi hai ya I'll go akela!'
And they take great pride in making stupid mistakes in Hindi Grammar. The BEST hypocrites in the world. Kyaa...?!

[3] KERALA
Thamizhs, are verry lecky to have 'simble' neighbours like the keralites who are a komblex race of peoblle (they migrated around 2000 B.C. from the middle east, I guess; and now even the Sheikhs feel wary of them), but they have excellent GK , eat a lot of chooclyte and own 99.998765% of tyre shops in the world and form 99% of nursing community.

[4] TELUGU DESAM
Not far behind the kerals is the telugu desam, who are totally againeshtu flaunting their wealthu to the worldu, though they occasionally come out withu brick red shirtsu and parrot green pantsu with pleetsu. Worstu, no?! But they (think) are greatu in CICSu,Microsu and COBOLu! Generally sane peoplesu (and so you can always find them judgingu, probhingu, queschioningu othersu ...)

[5] KARNATAKA
The Canadians, excuse me, the Kannadigas aor (are) the coolest in the south but if there is political unrest in Hersogovnia oare (or) an ebolavirus outbreak in Zaire, they bash up the Tamils in Karnataka. Cauvery very bad! When it comes to Rajkumar (actor), if a fly sits on his nose,they'll burn the entire city of bengaluru to kill the fly! To hell with Silicon valley! I-ron firshtu, girlu, Lasht Bussu, roadu, crickeatu, filamu are some of their favourites.

[6] MAHARSHTRIANS
Maharashtrians are a conservative, confused, complex lot-kar. -Kar, that is because gavaskar, tendulkar, bahulkar.. confused?? that is because sitting in southern part of India they would ask the other person 'are you from Maharashtra or from South India..?' and genuinely wonder why the other person takes some time to answer the question. They like the principles of pheejix and their favourite character in the alphabet is Zay (god knows where that came from). Although soft, peace loving people.

[7] GUJARATIS
And right there next to the Maharashtrians are the Gujjubhais. They like to keep kesh in the benk and their favourite pastime is eating snakes(like paav bhaji, masala papad and pijja) at the local snake bar. They gobble down alak sev like their life depends on it and believe in the brotherhood of man and sisterhood of woman(everybody is a bhai or a ben).

[8] UDISSA (ORISA)
If you go further eesht, you land of Udissa- the land of irrron (r is stressed) where Sombalpuroa and Bhubaneshbara are big towns. The people are bery cordial and if you are Vikram they bill soorly ask you B or Bhe. They do not sout, sam or soot but occasnally bawsh their phace at the wasbashin. James Bond Mohanty in our colleze roll nomber jero, jero, sebhen. AAnd his brother was Asees (Ashish).

[9] BENGALEES
Bengalees are bery bery similor, but or(are) bery proud oph Subas Chondro Boash and Shoatyojit Roy (I used to know a director by name Satyajit Ray who was also pretty good) and everybody is Xda. I used to have a friend by name Dada. Wonder... never mind. Bot I most conphess, Roshgollas are bery goooood, tho!

[10] BIHARIS
Bihari kids are supposed to be the smartest kids in India (if not in the universe!). How we wish they grow up the same way,...but... And Biharees are bery phond of Laloo, Rabdi, Ranchi, Chaara. ka isse bhadiya tumre pass kooch hai, kaa?! spit spit... spit paan..

[11] UTTAR PRADESHIS AND MADHYA PRADESHIS
UPites and MPites are busy going to ischool with their Ishstainless ishsteel tiffin boxes and istudying metals to make lots of ishteel.

[12] PUNJABIS
Punjabis are very sweet and aggressive and offer Rotti Whotti Khayega, to which I once replied No. He said Tage itu, yaar! By Godu! Surjeetu,what happenedu, oi?!.
Then of course,everybodys a paappe or a kaakke.Thats P'njab for you.

[13] KASHMIR
And Kashmir (called Cashmir by many, may be because of the amount of cash spent to keep it in India)?!?
I know Roja (or Roza?)was shot (I mean filmed) somewhere nearby...

[14] INTERNATIONAL INDIANS
But at the end of the day, wherever you are in the world, whether it is in Sunnyvale, CA; Birmingham, UK; Ummar Quwain, UAE or Serangoon Road, Singapore, ask them who they are and you'll get just one answer - 'INDIAN'.

Eid Mubarak

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Happy Children's Day

Universally, Children’s Day is celebrated on 14th November, every year in India. This date was chosen as a day to celebrate childhood. Prior to 1959 Children’s Day was universally celebrated in the month of October. This was first celebrated in the year 1954, as decided by the UN General Assembly. Basically this day was instituted with the sole aim of promoting communal exchange and understanding among children, as well as to bring about beneficiary action to promote the welfare of children, all over the globe.

The date 20th November, was chosen as it marks the anniversary of the day in 1959, when the Declaration of the Rights of the Child was adopted by the United Nations General Assembly adopted. In 1989 the Convention on the Rights of the Child was signed on the same date, which has been sanctioned by 191 states, ever since.

However, while 20th November is universally celebrated as Children’s Day, in India this day has been preponed to 14th November, the date the marks the birth anniversary of independent India’s first Prime Minister – Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru.

The reason why his birthday has been chosen for the celebration of children is because of his love and passion for children. Pandit Nehru is also regarded as the country’s special child to have been the first Prime Minister, after her long struggle for independence.

The day is marked with a lot of activities for children. But the fact remains that only a section of the country’s children actually have an opportunity to celebrate their existence. Schools organize events and activities that their students thoroughly enjoy, but there is an entire populace of young ones that are left ignored on this special day – the downtrodden street children.

Instead of celebrating it with pomposity in schools and clubs and hotels, why not bring a difference into the lives of children who are unprivileged. While celebrating being a child, the fortunate ones should be reminded about their good fortune to have all that they are endowed with, while there are others who can barely feed or clothe themselves.

Thus, while this day was globally instituted to provide children with basic Rights, maybe one can make a difference to a child’s life by doing something special. Parties and celebrations happen all the time, but how about taking the fortunate children to homes that shelter street children and have them befriend those kids, donating clothes, toys, stationery, books, etc.

Another way of celebrating this day differently would be to have your children, whether as teacher or parent, organize a party for some underprivileged children. In fact, if this is done in every neighborhood, imagine how many smiles there will be across the nation.

Childhood is about innocence and playfulness. It is about joy and freedom. Maybe on this day you can make your own child sign up to sponsor the education of an unprivileged child, either through an NGO dedicated to educating and providing better living conditions for street children, or maybe you could do so for your employee’s child.

Celebrating Children’s Day is about giving children the right to enjoy and grow into healthy and educated citizens of the country, and if you can teach your child the value of sharing with others what they are lucky to have, then not only your child will grow into a responsible human being, but also another child who otherwise could have ended up being a delinquent, had it not been for your thoughtfulness.
As mentioned earlier, Children's day in India is celebrated on Pandit Nehruji's birthday as a day of fun and frolic, a celebration of childhood, children and Nehruji's love for them. As a tribute to his love for children, Nehruji's birthday is celebrated all over India as 'CHILDREN'S DAY.

The China Farmer

Once upon a time, there was a farmer in the central region of China. He didn't have a lot of money and, instead of a tractor, he used an old horse to plow his field.

One afternoon, while working in the field, the horse dropped dead. Everyone in the village said, "Oh, what a horrible thing to happen." The farmer said simply, "We'll see." He was so at peace and so calm, that everyone in the village got together and, admiring his attitude, gave him a new horse as a gift.

Everyone's reaction now was, "What a lucky man." And the farmer said, "We'll see."

A couple days later, the new horse jumped a fence and ran away. Everyone in the village shook their heads and said, "What a poor fellow!"

The farmer smiled and said, "We'll see."

Eventually, the horse found his way home, and everyone again said, "What a fortunate man."

The farmer said, "We'll see."

Later in the year, the farmer's young boy went out riding on the horse and fell and broke his leg. Everyone in the village said, "What a shame for the poor boy."

The farmer said, "We'll see."

Two days later, the army came into the village to draft new recruits. When they saw that the farmer's son had a broken leg, they decided not to recruit him.

Everyone said, "What a fortunate young man."

The farmer smiled again - and said "We'll see."

Moral of the story:

There's no use in overreacting to the events and circumstances of our everyday lives. Many times what looks like a setback, may actually be a gift in disguise. And when our hearts are in the right place, all events and circumstances are gifts that we can learn valuable lessons from.

As Fra Giovanni once said:

"Everything we call a trial, a sorrow, or a duty, believe me... the gift is there and the wonder of an overshadowing presence."

Are You A Leader or A Follower

When leaders make a mistake, they say, "I was wrong."

When followers make mistakes, they say, "It wasn't my fault."

A leader works harder than a follower and has more time;

a follower is always "too busy" to do what is necessary.

A leader goes through a problem;

a follower goes around it and never gets past it.

A leader makes and keeps commitments;

a follower makes and forgets promises.

A leader says, "I'm good, but not as good as I ought to be;"

a follower says, "I'm not as bad as a lot of other people."

Leaders listen;

followers just wait until it's their turn to talk.

Leaders respect those who are superior to them and tries to learn something from them;

followers resent those who are superior to them and try to find chinks in their armor.

Leaders feel responsible for more than their job;

followers say, "I only work here."

A leader says, "There ought to be a better way to do this;"

followers say, "That's the way it's always been done here."

How about you? Are you a Leader or a follower

Free Drinks

A flight attendant on a cross-country flight nervously announced: about 30 minutes outbound from LA, "I don’t know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners."

When the passengers’ muttering had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal so someone else can eat will receive free drinks for the length of the flight."

Her next announcement came an hour later. "If anyone wants to change his mind, we still have 29 dinners available!"

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
10. The Last one......
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Regards,
Banta

Hindi Love & Sad Shayri

Nazar Andaz Kaise kare aapko
Nazaro me Bitaya Hai jo apako
yaad aane par Roye b to kaise
darte hao Jhuki Jo palke to chubhenge aapko..

Tootte Tare Ko Dekha To Socha Mang Lu Aj Fariyad Koi
Jab Manga Kuch To Dil Se Aawaz Aayi
Jo Khud Toot Raha He Wo Kese Pure Krega Arman Koi...

Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge.
Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.

Humne Unke Samne aana Chhod diya
Aapni Chahat ko jatna chhod diya
Qki Jithe the Jinki hasi pe
Unhone hi dekh kar hume Mushkurana chhod diya.

Khushiyo se dil ko aabad rakhna
Aur gamo se dil ko aazad rakhna
Ham rahe ya na rahe
Jab bhi fursat mile;
To dil me hame bhi yaad rakhna..

Shikwa Uski yado se Kuch is Traha Kiya Hamne
Hasti hui Shama Ko rula diya humne
Ek Lamha Diya Tha usne Jine k liye
Or Usi me Zindagi Ko Bita diya Hamne.

HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND

1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad,sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

You are

You are strong...
when you take your grief and teach it to smile.
You are brave...
when you overcome your fear and help others to do the same.
You are happy...
when you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing.
You are loving...
when your own pain does not blind you to the pain of others.
You are wise...
when you know the limits of your wisdom.
You are true...
when you admit there are times you fool yourself.
You are alive...
when tomorrow's hope means more to you than yesterday's mistake.
You are growing...
when you know what you are but not what you will become.
You are free...
when you are in control of yourse lf and do not wish to control others.
You are honorable...
when you find your honor is to honor others.
You are generous...
when you can take as sweetly as you can give.
You are humble...
when you do not know how humble you are.
You are thoughtful...
when you see me just as I am and treat me just as you are.
You are merciful...
when you forgive in others the faults you condemn in yourself.
You are beautiful...
when you don't need a mirror to tell you.
You are rich...
when you never need more than what you have.
You are you...
when you are at peace with who you are not.

FRIENDSHIP

Believe not only in yourself,
but believe in your friends as well for it is in the eyes of your friends
that you discover yourself.
If somebody leaves u with lots of tears..
then just save them safely. later when a person who cums 2 u
with happiness, then just compare the
saved tears and present happiness.
If happiness overcomes your tears .....
Then i am sure you have found your BEST FRIEND.
Love is post paid, one month u don't pay, connection will be cut.
But friendship is life time prepaid whether u pay or not,
incoming is free for lifetime.
Birds that live in a lake will fly away when the lake dries up.
But the lotus in the same lake dies with the lake.
Dats d commitment in relationship.
Frndshp is like standing on wet cement..
The longer u stay, the harder it is 2 leave and
u can never go without leaving footprints behind.
A word 2 say, A word 2 hear, Even in ur absence I feel u near.....
Our relation is strong, Hope it goes long.....
We'll remain friendz, Till our HEARTS go on....
Being visible isn't always a requirement 4 being close,
it just takes some thoughtful gesture and
concern 2 capture d HEART of a FRND.
FRiENDSHiP means to FEEL some1 in every HEARTBiT to FIND
some1 in every THOUGHT to SEE some1 with
CLOSED EYES & to MiS some1 without reason.
Great relationships r not necessarily about finding similarities
it is more about..... Respecting differences. ....
A special Poem for YOU :- "Forgetting U is hard to do,
Forgetting me is up to U ! Forget me not,
Forget me never & U will have a Loveable FRND FOREVER...!

A Software Professional in Hell

One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see How everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,
Then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
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Thief was so jealous! he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group
Members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil How much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
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Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too",
He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various Technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he Asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "No Need to pay".
Programmer is stunned & says "Why ??"

Devil says
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"Calling hell to hell is Free!!! "

Happy Diwali and Happy New Year


The True King

The King of Iran had heard that Birbal was one of the wisest men in the East and desirous of meeting him sent him an invitation to visit his country.
In due course, Birbal arrived in Iran.

When he entered the palace he was flabbergasted to find not one but six kings seated there.

All looked alike. All were dressed in kingly robes. Who was the real king?

The very next moment he got his answer. Confidently, he approached the king and bowed to him.

"But how did you identify me?" the king asked, puzzled.

Birbal smiled and explained: "The false kings were all looking at you, while you yourself looked straight ahead. Even in regal robes, the common people will always look to their king for support."

Overjoyed, the king embraced Birbal and showered him with gifts.

Rajnikanth - straight from IT

*Rajnikant’s codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that’s an
invention.*

*Rajnikant does not have any data type, because nothing can define Rajnikant.*

*Rajnikant’s for/while loop does not have an exit condition, he exists
when he desires so.*

*Rajnikant has written a software for himself, where he can set his
age to any value he wants.*

*Rajnikant does not use a key board, he communicates with computer
through mind power.*

*Rajnikant does not install an anti-virus on his PC. All computer
virus are looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves
from hands of Rajanikant.*

Rajnikant's programs don't have Catch blocks... Because when
Rajnikant's program throws an exception, nobody can catch it! Only
Rajnikant himself can!!

When Rajnikant comes online, all servers shut down!
Because, the King of SERVERs is online...

*Rajnikant never writes queries to the Databases. Databases send their
queries to Rajnikant!*

Rajnikant never gets a DivideByZero exception. In any such case, 1/0
defines itself..

*Rajnikant reads only one slide for perception;*
As he says “ if I read one slide its similar to reading 100 slides”
*Mind it>>>>>>>>>*

Compiler doesnot warn Rajnikant , Rajnikant warns compiler .....

Rajnikant can execute a program before compiling

Default Value For Rajnikant is DEATH!!!!!!!!

Rajnikant can ROLLBACK A TRUNCATED TABLE!

Rajinikanth invented SQL!!

Rajinikant can access even private member variables from a different
package!!!….

Rajinikant can rollback his age in presence of commit.

There is no main function in rajnikant’s code……………….every function is
named “RAJNIKANT” and dare compiler produce an error!

9 Promises Taken Before Choosing Software Field

1) I have already enjoyed my life in childhood

2) I love tension

3) I don’t want to spend time wid my friends

4) I love night duties

5) I love to work on Sundays and holidays

6) I want to take revenge on myself

7) I don’t want to get married b4 30 yrs of age

8) I want to study until my death

9) I don’t want hair on my head

What Is LOVE ?

LOVE is when my mom comes to me at night & say “ Beta, I LOVE you”

LOVE is when I come back from work & papa says “Beta, late hone wala tha to call kar deta ?

LOVE is when my bhabhi say, “oye hero, ladki wadki patai ke nahi ?

LOVE is when my sister say, “bhai, meri shadi ke baad mujhse jagda kon karega ?

LOVE is when I'm moodless & my brother says, “chal kahin ghumne chalet hai "

LOVE is when my best friends call me & say, “kamine tere bina dil nhi laghta "

That’s LOVE…

LOVE is not only having girlfriend Or boy friend.
This LOVE is better than having GF aur BF…!!!!